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Late ’80s

I truly don’t even know how to emotionally process this picture, but if you’d like to join my petition for Rob Kardashian Jr. to cut his hair into a bowl cut and wear sailor outfits again, please slide into my DMs.

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Early ’90s

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clearly killed Santa and assumed his identity? No? K.

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1991

Someone please tell Mrs. Claus to come get her man, because Kris Jenner is 50 shades of ho-ho-horny for Santa in this picture. Which, fair. 1991 Santa can get it.

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Mid-’90s

When Tiny Tim uttered the iconic line “God bless us, every one,” I’m pretty sure he was specifically talking about families who dress in matching leather outfits. Just a personal theory.

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Mid-’90s

This photo of Rob Kardashian with his children is so cute and pure, there’s nary one shady comment to make, so moving on!

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2001

Is anyone available to recreate this exact Christmas photo with me next year? I CALL BEING ROB KARDASHIAN.

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2006

Things that are less scary than this photo: clowns, the 2016 election, Dementors, before-and-after plastic surgery pics, spiders, etc.

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2007

I have many questions about what’s going on here, including:

(1) Why?

(2) Why?

and (3) WHY?????

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2008

It’s been 11 years and I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why everyone in this photo got to pose normally while Kylie Jenner was forced to climb a random ladder to literally nowhere. Where! Is! She! Going!

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2010

Shout-out to Scott Disick for fully leaning into American Psycho for this Christmas photo. Nothing screams “holidays” like cosplaying as a millionaire murderer.

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2011

Kris Jenner: “Kay, so we’re all gonna wear black.”

Also Kris Jenner: *shows up in green sequins*

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2012

Tag yourself, I’m the small terrified cat the Kardashians are keeping hostage in that box. Was the kitty ever seen or heard from again? Doubtful.

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2013

No, you aren’t hallucinating. This is actually the aesthetic the Kardashians went with for their Christmas card in 2013. I am…speechless.

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2013

We all agree that Kylie is clearly in the middle of being abducted by aliens in this picture, right? Cool, just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page re: that thing on her head.

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2015

It’s wild to think this photo was taken just four years ago. Now, Kim Kardashian has three more kids, Rob Kardashian has a toddler, and Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner both have babies. How did we get this old?

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2017

Ugh, we’ve arrived at 2017—aka the year the Kardashians released a Christmas card every single day, an act so aggressive that Santa gave up and named the whole thing Kristmas.

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2017

Rare photo of Kanye West smiling while a poor Christmas tree attempts to get in the shot!

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2017

Okay, but really: Best. Dad. Ever!

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2017

Nope, this is not a circa 1999 Gap ad. Shocking, I know!

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2017

While I appreciate Mason being photoshopped into this picture, the real star here is baby Dream.

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