Sometimes d*cks pop up in the most unexpected of places — on bridges, in the grocery store, even in ancient rock formations. Ahead, a celebration of phallic objects in our midst.
By The EditorsPublished: Mar 7, 2016
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Eddiesbrother/ImgurSometimes d*cks pop up in the most unexpected of places — on bridges, in the grocery store, even in ancient rock formations. Ahead, a celebration of phallic objects in our midst.
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1What is it: A Cactus
Nerdikki/ImgurWho it belongs to: The guy who doesn't know if he should see a doctor or not.
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Eddiesbrother/ImgurWho it belongs to: Eddiesbrother, apparently.
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3What is it: A Tree
<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/HL32hSb"target="external">Travisnobody/Imgur</a>Who it belongs to: Someone really into manscaping.
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4What is it: A Christmas Tree
CENWho it belongs to: Old Saint Nick.
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5What is it: A Buffalo Chicken Finger
<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ut7rt/we_called_it_the_buffalo_dicken_finger/"target="external">DonnyGeeseGuy/Reddit</a>Who it belongs to: A very proud rooster.
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6What is it: An Orange Peel
<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/8nL9G6q" target="external">IUsedToCare</a>/ImgurWho it belongs to: That short guy you didn't give your number to.
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7What is it: A Cactus
GettyWho it belongs to: Something you don't want to fall on
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8What is it: A Weather Map
AccuWeather.comWho it belongs to: The Northeast
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9What is it: A Bratwurst
TumblrWho it belongs to: The Midwest
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10What is it: Whipped Cream
<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/GCWnwwl" target="external">ephillyard</a>/ImgurWho it belongs to: A Caramel Frappuccino
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11What is it: A Climbing Wall
<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/9d2vVQz" target="external">Baerstad/ImgurWho it belongs to: Someone who needs to call their doctor
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12What is it: A Pothole
<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/BApEmEM" target="external">napoleongonnafarte</a>/ImgurWho it belongs to: The Thing
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13What is it: A Floor Plan
<a href="http://monavale.ljhooker.com.au/107AF6K/111-mccarrs-creek-road-church-point"target="external">LJ Hooker</a>Who it belongs to: Currently up for grabs
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14GrouponWho it belongs to: X
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15What is it: Animal Footprints
<a href="http://hkirkh.tumblr.com/post/113260457834/what-animal-leaves-these-tracks-again"target="external">Tumblr</a>Who it belongs to: The Abominable Snowman
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16What is it: Easter Egg Tower
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2zmkbl/my_nephew_made_an_egg_tower_to_take_to_school_for/"target="external">nonameisgood</a>/RedditWho it belongs to: The Easter Bunny
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17What is it: Neckline
Network TenWho it belongs to: A jacket
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19What is it: Ice
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2wtzzj/my_dryer_exhaust_created_an_ice_dildo/" target="_blank">kzbritt/Imgur</a>Who it belongs to: Mr. Freeze
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20What is it: Balloon mouthpiece
Who it belongs to: Spiderman, obv
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