It’s finally spooky season, which means it’s time to get boo-ed up, pun absolutely intended. If you’re a ghost flying solo this season, maybe some of these super sexy Halloween pickup lines can help change what’s in your future. Dust off your crystal ball, put on your sexiest witch outfit, and hit the town (or the apps) with some of these spook-tacular pickup lines to land you the zombie of your dreams.
Of course, as with all pickup lines, these are meant to be taken lightly and as a joke, so make sure to know your audience before using them. Our advice? If you’re flirting with a crush or someone you already know and you want to make them laugh, use one of the sexier lines with a smile, so your crush knows you’re joking. If you’re laying on the sweetness to a complete stranger, it’s best to start out with a cute, non-sexual one-liner to break the ice. As always, flirting and throwing out pickup lines should always be consensual, so make sure to choose your poison wisely. You can use these during your next night out with your besties, or the safer bets as funny opening lines on dating apps. No matter what, this list of 65 Halloween pickup lines is sure to get you in the holiday spirit.
Sure, fall is all about cozy nights in, hot apple cider, and all-plaid everything, but it can also be about finding someone to share it all with. It is the start of cuffing season, after all. Let these pickup lines act as your magic love spell so you can hook the ghoul or goblin of your dreams.
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To Let Them Know You're All About *Treating* Them Right:
Wanna reach in my candy bag and pull out something nice?
I don’t want your candy because the sweetest treat would be your number.Baby, you’re sweeter than candy corn.I don’t know what the trick is, 'cause you certainly look like a treat.Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size.You must be made of candy because you look so sweet.Want to check my pants for a treat?I went trick-or-treating but I didn't get any candy. Can I have you instead?Related Story
To Let Them Know You Think They’re Be-witching:
It looks like my love spell is working, I can’t “witch” away my attraction to you.Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.
It’s scary how good you look.Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.Looks like the neighbors are giving out snacks tonight.Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”Are you a zombie? Because I'm really liking your brains.Are you dressed as an angel or is that just the real you?Are you a witch? Because I'm definitely under your spell.Related Story
Are you dressed up as Beyoncé? Cause you look boo-tylicious.You're obviously dressed as a zombie because you look so drop-dead gorgeous.What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?I looked into my crystal ball and it showed us, in bed, having breakfast tomorrow.You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.That skeleton over there wanted to ask for your number, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.Are you a jack-o'-lantern? Because you’re lighting up the room.I volunteer as your victim tonight since you're clearly dressed to kill.Related Story
If You and Your Partner Wanna ~Bone~:
I’m light as a feather, and I can see you’re stiff as a board.You may be dressed up like a skeleton, but there’s only one bone I’m interested in tonight.Read me like a Ouija board.I’ll wear a mask tonight because I wanna get tricked and treated.Tonight, the entire bedroom is a bone zone.I’ve always been a bone collector and tonight, I’m getting yours.I know it's Halloween, but I'd rattle your bone any day of the year.I'm no vampire, but I sure do know how to suck.I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.I’m a vampire...permission to bite your neck?Related Story
I’ll get your heart racing faster than a haunted house.Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?
You look good in your costume, but you’d look better out of it.Forget your broom, ride me instead?Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?Are you Harry Potter? Because I'd let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.I bet I can make you scream tonight.Let’s take this party back to my coffin.I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.I'm a pirate, so give me that booty!Related Story
For When You’re Trying to Make Them Your Boo:
Wanna live and die together?We go together like a jack-o'-lantern and candy.We go together like witches and warlocks.Hey, boo-tiful.Do you believe in love at first sight or lust at first bite? Wanna find out?I couldn't decide on a costume tonight, so can I just go as your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?Related Story
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.For Halloween, you should go as the love of my life.Even on Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.If you were mine, I’d give you all treats and no tricks.I don’t want your candy, I just want your number.I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.I promise to hold you if you get scared.I found a great couple’s costume—want to go as the other half?Isn’t it spooky how your number isn’t in my phone?How you boo-in'?Related Story
Syeda is a writer for Cosmopolitan who likes to analyze and improve the way we look at sex as a way to topple the patriarchy. She also writes for Bustle.com, Muslim Girl, and Muslim.co. You can follow her on Twitter here and Instagram here.
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Brittany Leitner is a journalist and poet based in New York City and originally from San Antonio, Texas. She was previously the senior lifestyle editor at Elite Daily and the managing editor at The Dr. Oz Show. Her work in digital journalism earned her a Digital Health Award in 2019, and her writing has been published in Bustle, Cosmopolitan, Oprah Daily, Shape, and elsewhere. Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Palette Poetry, Gasher, Cutthroat, and New York Quarterly.
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